Alice in Wonderland (Disney) ( Page 1 )
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Advice
Mad Hatter: Ah thank goodness! Those are the things that upset me!
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn't think...
Mad Hatter: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
March Hare: See all the trouble you started?
Alice: But I didn't think...
Mad Hatter: Ah, that's just it. If you don't think, then you shouldn't talk.
Funny
Ahoy, and other nautical expressions!
Dodo
Dodo
Funny/Advice
Better read it first, for if one drinks much from a bottle marked "Poison," it's almost certain to disagree with one sooner or later.
Alice
Alice
Curiosity/Advice
Curiosity often leads to trouble.
Alice
Alice
Funny
I have an excellent idea: let’s change the subject!
March Hare
March Hare
Advice/Optimism/Faith
Alice: I simply must get through!
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.
Doorknob: Sorry, you're much too big. Simply impassible.
Alice: You mean impossible?
Doorknob: No, impassible. Nothing's impossible.
Threat
I warn you, dear child. If I lose my temper, you lose your head. Understand?
Queen of Hearts
Queen of Hearts
I’m late. I’m late, for a very important date. No time to say, “Hello!” Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late!
White Rabbit
White Rabbit
Imagination
If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrariwise, what it is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be it would. You see?
Alice
Alice
Books
In my world, the books would be nothing but pictures.
Alice
Alice
Confused
It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.
Alice
Alice
Oh, you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.
Cheshire Cat
Cheshire Cat
Read the directions and directly you will be directed in the right direction.
Doorknob
Doorknob
Funny
Caterpillar: Recite.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each...
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I've never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
Alice: Oh. Yes sir. How doth the little bumblebee improve each...
Caterpillar: Stop. That is not spoken correctically. It goes: How doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail. And pour the waters of the Nile, on every golden scale. How cheerfully he seems to grin, how neatly spreads his claws. And welcomes little fishes in, with gently smiling jaws.
Alice: Well, I must say, I've never heard it that way before.
Caterpillar: I know. I have improoooved it.
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder what you’re at. Up above the world you fly, like a tea tray in the sky.
Dormouse
Dormouse
