Pete Wentz Quotes ( Page 1 )
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I’m covered in drywall and sweaty as fuck.
If you aren’t just a little bit depressed then you aren’t paying very much attention to what’s going on in the world.
If you know me, you know how uncool I am. I stutter, wear bad clothes, make bad jokes, make conversation uncomfortable – the list goes on. Thank you for making me feel okay.
It wasn’t me! Look at how little I am. I’m a little guy.
It’s easy to hear people talking shit. I’d rather check out Patrick in his boxers with little heart prints on them. (asked xray vision or bionic hearing)
My parents treat me like I’m fourteen. They make me clean my room and stuff like that. They’re always like, “I don’t care what MTV says you are.”
The chest hair is in the mail. So hopefully we will in four to six weeks, depending on shipping. (asked about becoming fall out man)
They went camping without me? Let those motherfuckers burn. (asked if Patrick, Andy, and Joe are all in a burning tent, who do he save)
Underwear… it’s like a goddamned leash. It also constantly reminds me of how funny I look naked.
Wait, this isn’t the girls’ locker room?
We eat pretty healthy – Doritos, peanut butter…
We’re sick of hearing people say, “That band is so gay,” or “Those guys are fags.” Gay is not a synonym for shitty. If you wanna say something’s shitty, say it’s shitty. Stop being such homophobic assholes.
You can live with me in this house. I’ve built it out of writer’s blocks.
